Basket Case

You cannot hope to ever win
a game against your conjoined twin.
Have him framed, you’ll go to jail
Have him swallowed by a whale:
you’ll find yourself inside it’s guts.
Try to kick him in the nuts:
you’re kicking your own cock and balls

and now he’s climbing up the walls....

Heaven knows it’s very sad
when a conjoined twin goes barking mad.
It’s best to keep him in a box
secured safely with padlocks
and if he ever gets away
you’ll be there too so you can say
“Come back, my love,
get in your box.
A change of clothes.
Fresh pair of socks”
then carefully place him on his shelf
and keep him in the best of health
because your brother is yourself.