Empire Building

Let’s invade countries!

Let’s conquer the seas!

We’ll carry our banners.

We’ll carry disease.

Let’s subjugate natives

then rape all their wives.

If we run out of bullets,

we’ll kill them with knives.

Let’s gang rape their wives!

Let’s fill them with jism!

That can be their first lesson

in capitalism.

We’ll grant them the freedom

to be chained and enslaved

or we’ll kill them in Christ’s name

so they can be saved.

Oh yeah Christ, oh praise Christ

for Christ is the Lord!

Oh, they’ll learn to love Christ

or they’ll die by my sword.

For His is the Way

of the Truth and the Light

but you can’t have true peace

till you’ve fought the good fight.

Then I’ll stand with the fallen,

the conquered, the lost,

and I’ll show them my mercy

once I’ve show them who’s boss

for this is the way 

that we build a new age;

with our steel and our money,

our semen and rage.

And our sons and their sons

and their sons and their sons

will continue the killing

because killing is fun.

We’ve got greed on our side.

We have guns in our hands

and these ignorant monkeys

are wasting good land.

We do combat training.

They do tribal dances

so, though we’re outnumbered,

I fancy our chances

so buckle your bullet belts,

strap your grenades.

It’s time for our mission,

our holy crusade.

Go tuck in your kids.

Go sharpen your knife.

Padlock a chastity belt

onto your wife.

Take holy communion

and amphetamine.

God bless our mission

and God save the Queen!