The Longest Word

The Longest Word

I had a baby with dark hair.
Honestly, I didn’t care
but Auntie Dizzy got upset.
She called her friend, a Chinese vet.

He told her and she told me
he’d donate a pot of pills for free.
Auntie Dizzy left there beaming.
“This’ll fix your brunette semen!
Put these pills into your wand!
Get babies naturally blonde!!”

Nine months later, oh what joy!
A bouncing blond-haired, blue-eyed boy!
By some mysterious mechanism:
Auntie Dizzy’s tablets meant aryan jism.