How Not to Kill Everyone on the Planet

We were waiting for the bus
the bastard one oh seven
and you said, 'Hey, let's for fun
kill them all'
and I blew my nose and said
'Who?'
and then you just repeated
that one word
'All'
and went off swinging up Bounds Green Lane

Later, the police called and asked me
to come and get you from
the police station in Enfield.
You'd killed a cat, they said,
but you were sorry.