Sunday Night

It’s coming home on Sunday night,
the England team’s sacred birth-right;
our band of brothers and their ball
will triumph or close up the wall
with Italian dead. That’s right,
we’ll sate our bloody appetite
with ruined Romans. If they fight,
they’ll taste our English dynamite
so join me now in Harry’s call:

It’s coming home
to England. Just watch Ian Wright
on ITV; if things get tight
he’ll lose his shit once and for all
(though Lineker might keep his cool
on BBC) but Sunday night
it’s coming home.